Taught my wife a lesson about leaving valuables in the Taycan

[Tay Tay]

I bought my wife a Birkin which she kept on leaving out in plain sight in the Taycan. I told her it would get stolen but she wouldn't listen to me, so I took it from the Taycan without her knowing. I was thinking of making it look more like a theft by breaking the window, but I first practiced on some other guy's Taycan and that insulated glass is super hard to break. So I just unlocked the car with my key and took it. My wife was super confused how the thief was able to get into the car without any sign of break-in and started complaining to the dealer. But she still continued to leave valuables in the Taycan! So I had to pretend to steal something again and finally she stopped, so mission accomplished. The only downside is it's kind of embarrassing to be seen in public with her now because she wraps herself in aluminum foil and mumbles stuff about Faraday cages. On the bright side, I was able to re-gift the "stolen" Birkin to my girlfriend.

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[DCYL725]

I'm sure there is a built-in gps tracker in that Birkin.

It's a trap. Don't do it.

Smell the bait a mile away.