I was at the zoo with my family last year and a crowd of boys (12yo) were screaming that I was driving a Ferrari Wagon. Made me smile.lol reminds me of the time I took my cayman through a drive through and the girl was like "wow is that a ferrari" and I was like "yes"
The first one is a pricing curve that points up, like the Nurburgring's Flugplatz. In contrast, the second one is an electrification strategy that assumes Porsche buyers desperately want an EV in every imaginable body style - even though their actual purchasing habits politely disagree.Stuttgart's Expensive Experiment: Why Porsche's Prices Went Up and Sales Didn't
There's a moment every Porsche buyer now experiences - the moment the configurator stops being a fun little fantasy tool and becomes an existential threat to your financial dignity.
It usually happens right after you've added the wheels you actually like, a paint color that isn't 'Refrigerator White,' and the one safety package that mysteriously contains the other safety package.
Suddenly, a base 911 - formerly the people's sports car, the accessible aspirational coupe - costs roughly the same as a medieval castle. A small one, but still. This didn't happen overnight. It happened quietly. Gradually. Strategically. And almost entirely after 2020, during the tail end of the Oliver Blume era at Porsche - a period defined by two relentless forces.
The first one is a pricing curve that points up, like the Nurburgring's Flugplatz. In contrast, the second one is an electrification strategy that assumes Porsche buyers desperately want an EV in every imaginable body style - even though their actual purchasing habits politely disagree.
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Look at the trajectory. The 911 Carrera - a car once synonymous with 'attainable exotic' - can now be specced at a price that would've bought you a Turbo not all that long ago. The Macan EV, introduced as a mass-market lifeline to the Porsche badge, arrived with a sticker that suggests 'mass-market' was a typo. Even the Taycan - Porsche's electric crown jewel, the car Blume used as both lighthouse and battering ram for the brand's EV transition - sits on dealer lots in numbers that whisper a truth the marketing department would never dare say aloud: The ICE Porsches are still doing the heavy lifting.
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What makes this moment particularly strange is that Porsche has never been more profitable, more influential, or more confident in its own branding. But it achieved that position not through volume EV adoption or futuristic tech moonshots - it got there because its ICE models, the ones Brussels increasingly frowns upon, are still the heartbeat of the brand. The 911, Cayenne, and gas Macan (until recently) are still the quiet heroes keeping the entire EV strategy solvent.
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Porsche still builds great cars. Some might say the best in its history. But greatness has become an optional extra, bundled with inflation, electrification, and a corporate vision that’s sprinting toward a future the market isn’t quite ready to meet. And if you want in - well, that'll be $15,920 for the 'Exclusive Manufaktur Leather Interior.'
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Enter the Taycan. The car that was supposed to be Porsche’s electric Moses, parting the lithium-ion seas and leading the faithful into a promised land of instant torque and silent heroics. And to be fair, the Taycan is a masterpiece of engineering. It drives like a 911 that spent a summer in a tech incubator. It charges quickly, handles brilliantly, and looks more expensive than it already is, which is quite an achievement.
But the Taycan also exposed a truth Porsche wasn’t prepared for: EV enthusiasm and EV purchasing are not the same thing. Everyone loved the idea of a Porsche EV. Fewer people loved the payments. Even fewer loved the range in winter. And the fewest of all loved watching depreciation hit a Taycan like gravity hits a piano.
Yet Porsche doubled down. Hard. Because in the post-Dieselgate landscape of German executive thought, being ahead of the regulatory curve isn't just smart - it's mandatory. Porsche couldn’t afford to be seen as the stubborn, combustion-loving relic while Audi, BMW, and Mercedes showed up to Brussels with a bouquet of zero-emission compliance charts.
So the company went all-in on a strategic blueprint that assumed three things. EV adoption would accelerate exponentially; prices of batteries and rare-earth materials would drop accordingly; EU legislators wouldn’t change direction midair.
I propose a software update that displays a “the cold is a feature not a bug” for when you try to defog your windows and it doesn’t work because the 7th heater broke.
Standard playbook when profits/share price falls - reduce staff benefits and numbers, replace expensive staff with cheaper less experienced people. Without realistic efficiency plans, those things are not always correlated. Using less expensive and less experienced staff in dealers doesn’t seem to be working.
Typical. When Leadership fails (and it's always Leadership failure), the regular Joe pays the price.